So, there I was.... minding my own business.... when Kenneth told me that he found something online that he wanted to buy.
Not totally unusual.
Until he showed me this:

In case you can't tell from this picture why it is I am a little freaked out... let me show you the reverse view:
That's right friends. This is a coffin that has been made into a couch. These can apparently be purchased through a website called coffincouch.com.
I have a few questions..
#1 - Who in the world would make a couch out of a coffin?
#2 - Who in their right mind would spend $3500 to buy one?
#3 - Why is no one else concerned that these have apparently actually been recycled?
#4 - What could Kenneth possibly been searching online that would lead him to this website?